EPISODE 6 Show Notes

LASSO OF TRUTH, EPISODE 6!

In which Elle and Juliet discuss Navy uniforms, Etta Candy at her most commanding, and the sheer misery of the 2009 Wonder Woman movie.

GOLDEN AGE DISCUSSION

Emotive diver suits!

Emotive diver suits!

We're a tad confused by this seemingly time-displaced confederate's uniform.

We're a tad confused by this seemingly time-displaced confederate's uniform.

Now this is an Ensign who knows how to make an entrance.

Now this is an Ensign who knows how to make an entrance.

We're really into Peters's rendition of the Atlantic.

We're really into Peters's rendition of the Atlantic.

Keep em' flying--with wisecracks!

Keep em' flying--with wisecracks!

Step aside, George Washington.

Step aside, George Washington.

Note the aesthetics of a Good Diver and an Evil Nazi Diver.

Note the aesthetics of a Good Diver and an Evil Nazi Diver.

WONDER WOMAN 2009 DISCUSSION

  • We're...not fans of this movie, which stars Keri Russell as Diana and Nathan Fillion as Steve Trevor.
  • This is a movie in which Etta Candy is a svelte extra who exists entirely to be a Catty Office Bitch.
  • Steve Trevor only stops making things about his boner when he has an opportunity to whine about women ignoring nice guys like him for "bad boys" like Ares.
  • Diana learns an important lesson in Chivalry: It's Not So Bad After All, Why Do You Have To Be Such A Bitch About It?
Yes, this is Etta Candy.

Yes, this is Etta Candy.

This sums up our entire attitude towards Steve Trevor in this movie, tbh.

This sums up our entire attitude towards Steve Trevor in this movie, tbh.

Ares gets a particularly ugly Final Form.

Ares gets a particularly ugly Final Form.

But we do rather like Diana's little blue shrug jacket!

But we do rather like Diana's little blue shrug jacket!

  • The movie will be receiving a re-release this year. People will say it's good, because they haven't rewatched it in nearly 10 years. These people are wrong.

OUR AWESOME THEME MUSIC

  • Our theme song is "The Lady of the House of Love" by The Parlour Trick, from the album A Blessed Unrest.
  • Find more Parlour Trick on their Bandcamp page.

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